If you're planning to fish for salmon, I think you'd be needing more than your expert fishing skills to do just so. Well, I, for one, make it a point to carry along the stuff needed to catch salmon as if they were flying around by the hundreds. You see, these guys are attracted to flashy colors like how babies have sworn loyalty to their mother's tits. Even with your
fast internet connection, the information on cyberspace wouldn't be of much help for your salmon fishing venture, buddy! That is, until I came to your rescue.
A flashy flasher is all it takes to catch that fat-assed salmon, my brother! Pick the colors which would make your eyes sore, and I think you should as well take the
glowing type. But don't overdo it and start taking all those neon-colored lures, for those guys aren't as stupid as you think they are! You should make it a point to pick the lures with the flashiest colors, yet natural-looking, you know. I, for one, take green-colored lures in my salmon fishing ventures, and I usually end up with more salmon than what Jesus had back then! With what I catch, I think I wouldn't be forced to equally divide my damn catch to thousands of people. With this tip, I think I could feed each and everyone of them people back then a salmon each!
